Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Where do you find all these quotes?
A: Google and MySpace, mainly. If you're looking for stupidity, there's no better source than the Internet.
Q: Why did you set up this site? What do you have against conspiracy theorists?
A: I don't actually have much against them, personally. Mainly I just find them funny. Thus, I created this site.
Q: But I can prove this conspiracy theory is right!
A: That's not a question.
Q: This is brilliant! How can I help?
A: Submit some quotes.
Q: How could I get a quote removed?
A: If you were quoted and you want the quote taken down, email me and we'll talk about it.
Q: How do the ratings work?
A: You can vote quotes up or down, and each vote either adds or subtracts one from the overall rating. Rate the quotes based either on hilarity or craziness.
Q: When I rate a quote it returns me to the page and the rating hasn't changed. Why not?
A: The script sends you back one page in your browser history, just like clicking the back button. If when you return the numbers haven't changed it just means your browser cached the page previously. Reload the page and you'll see the new rating.
Q: Do I need a url source for my quote?
A: No, but if at all possible you should include one.